Named dog. Live tab. No AI.
Diesel’s Ballz
Red nose pitter. Two of ’em.
Live on pump.fun. Open the coin and hit the stream. Not financial advice.
The trade
Diesel is a real red-nose pit puppy. Fawn body, white blaze, tennis balls on purpose.
The stream starts the same minute as the mint, so the coin sits on pump.fun’s Live tab and New tab at once. That’s the FOMO. Chat on the coin. Clips go to X.
No roadmap. No utility. No Mayhem bot. Creator fees on. If it dies, it dies.
Feed Diesel
He gets hungry whether you're here or not. No wallet, no tokens, nothing to buy — it's a toy.
Every button plays out on screen. Water goes in, so he has to go out — take him and he's earned a treat. Four treats in a row and you'll see why three is the limit. Give him the bone and he's happy for two minutes, but he won't touch food until you take it back.
Where to ape
pump.fun only until (if) it graduates to PumpSwap around $69k. Aggregators cannot see a bonding-curve coin.
Reply on the coin page. That’s how a room looks real. Dex charts come later or never.