Named dog. Live tab. No AI.
Diesel’s Ballz
Red nose pitter. Two of ’em.
Coin isn’t minted. When it is, it lives on pump.fun Live — not DexScreener.
The trade
Diesel is a real red-nose pit puppy. Fawn body, white blaze, tennis balls on purpose.
We mint while the stream is already on so the coin sits on pump.fun’s Live tab and New tab in the same minute. That’s the FOMO. Chat on the coin. Clips go to X.
No roadmap. No utility. No Mayhem bot. Creator fees on. If it dies, it dies.
Feed Diesel
He gets hungry whether you're here or not. No wallet, no tokens, nothing to buy — it's a toy.
Where to ape
pump.fun only until (if) it graduates to PumpSwap around $69k. Aggregators cannot see a bonding-curve coin.
Reply on the coin page. That’s how a room looks real. Dex charts come later or never.